Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Some TLC for Me!

I think I need to start taking care of myself better. I'm deteriorating in front of my very own eyes.

Never used to have any major skin problems, but I'm breaking out in the worst way right now. I can't even climb 5 flights of stairs without getting winded (but maybe that's normal). I mean, I'm the halest, heartiest person that I know off! I have the constitution of a horse, a loving metabolism, and am a generally low-maintenance human being. This is no more. DOOM! I must now grow a beard.

I totally blame it all on my imbalanced lifestyle( not as if I smoke at all or drink like a camel)
. I need to start eating almonds, goji berries and cocoa nibs and those other weird unappetizing things. I am even considering some organic eating tips *shock horror*. Go gluten-free, like all those fine art/ hippie wankers :P. Incorporate more exercise in my day.

Oh, farewell beloved dairy products and saturated fats! *sad*

Otherwise, it's a slippery slope from here on out, guys.

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